Top Ten Signs your Employer Has Changed to a Cheaper Health Plan
10: Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9: Directions to your Doctor's office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
8: The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7: The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
6: The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “An apple a day.”
5: Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4: “The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges,” is not a typographical error.
3: The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”
2: Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
And the number one sign your employer has joined a very cheap health plan:
1: You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
From Grandma Lissa…
Josh Poulson
Posted Friday, Aug 19 2005 03:26 PM
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